Jokes for the MTV Generation

Dear Youth-Of-Today,

I know how much you like things to be fast and straight to the point, so here are some jokes that are just that - cutting out that awful wordy middleman...


How many US presidents does it take to change a lightbulb?
1

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
0

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
3

How many DJ's does it take to change a lightbulb?
10

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
100

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?
2